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if i had a million dollars for every time i had a million dollars, i wouldn't have a million dollars.

million dollars

nothing makes me happier than being happy.

patience is a virtue of haste.

the last time that was the first time was the first time.

if i could wish for anything i want, i'd want a wish for what i don't want to wish for anything i want or don't want.

never leave for tomorrow what you can do before or after last week or next week.

no question can be answered when it is the answer to a question.

if i knew then what i know now, then what i knew then is what i know now.

tomorrow a purple cup can eat a green mouse.

everything but the kitchen sink is nothing but the green cloud.