Ass/2 – Because Everything is Half Ass

when i was 18 i used to be 25.

18

never start to finish what you can finish to start.

if i had a million dollars for every time i had a million dollars, i wouldn't have a million dollars.

nothing makes me happier than being happy.

patience is a virtue of haste.

the last time that was the first time was the first time.

if i could wish for anything i want, i'd want a wish for what i don't want to wish for anything i want or don't want.

never leave for tomorrow what you can do before or after last week or next week.

no question can be answered when it is the answer to a question.

if i knew then what i know now, then what i knew then is what i know now.