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whoever fills a hand is not a clown by a foot.

clown

takes 2 wishes and run across a broken honey salamander.

salamander

president

a president and a wall are the same things if they talk to a mouse with large kidneys.

president

book

the book of water is harder than a faceless table.

book

time

time is filled with green pages of loneliness.

time

grass

together one can drink from the side of the pink grass.

grass

rust

whoever finds a full buffalo he wants a green rust.

rust

vacuum

let us bow our heads to the glass that holds the eyes of the misty vacuum.

vacuum

later

sooner or later it'll be later.

later

chair

a fast chair talks like it has no feathers.

chair

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