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if i had a million dollars for every time i had a million dollars, i wouldn't have a million dollars.

million dollars

nothing makes me happier than being happy.

happy

patience is a virtue of haste.

patience

the last time that was the first time was the first time.

the last time

if i could wish for anything i want, i'd want a wish for what i don't want to wish for anything i want or don't want.

wish

never leave for tomorrow what you can do before or after last week or next week.

tomorrow

no question can be answered when it is the answer to a question.

question

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if i knew then what i know now, then what i knew then is what i know now.

now and then

tomorrow a purple cup can eat a green mouse.

tomorrow

everything but the kitchen sink is nothing but the green cloud.

sink

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