Bachmann Migraines

first she said:

my ability to function effectively will not affect my ability to serve as Commander in Chief.

to which i thought: huh?what?
her people corrected it to:

my ability to function effectively has never been impeded by migraines and will not affect my ability to serve as Commander in Chief.

to which i thought: michelle, you're an idiot thinking we're idiots. the corrected statement makes less sense than the original.

next thing she'll probably tell us that migraines turn her into superwoman. whatever, at least she's not palin.

Michele Bachmann Says Migraines Are 'Under Control'

Hot Everywhere

i'd like to throw this article in the face of every global warming skeptic and scoffer, but not because of what you think.

every time it gets a little chilly, these people start in on the absurdity of the climate warming theory. in their minds, one cold day disproves the findings of decades of science and research.

of course, having record days of heat are no direct proof of global warming either. it's supposed to be gradual and its causes and effects are still unclear.

but going by the doubters' logic, this heat wave proves that global warming is reality. case closed 🙂

How hot is it? Roads buckling in Oklahoma

one weird trick ...

you see them everywhere, the ass/2 ads peddling who knows what with catchy titles and graphics. one weird trick to lose weight, one tip to become debt-free, to look young, to have sex while running a marathon, to capture a centaur. they do attract eyeballs, as did with mine with this one.

apparently not only can you get a good night sleep with this trick, you'll also have bigger breasts the next morning. what a deal 🙂

Moody's warns on U.S. debt

never mind italy, people have to wonder if the US is becoming another greece. sure, moody's credit threat is based on the in-fighting over the debt ceiling, but the endless debt ceiling "adjustments" are the real problem.

what's ailing america isn't the argument over its debt limit, it's the unbridled debt itself owing to gross financial mismanagement. unless and until we understand and face this, america will continue on its slide to becoming a second rate country.

Debt ceiling: Moody's puts U.S. on notice